February 2012
2 posts
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
January 2012
24 posts
Thrift Store Guy: I've gone to jail for less than you.
Gus: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Thrift Store Guy: Oh, you've been?
Gus: Once in Monopoly.
Clients From Hell: A non-profit client offers... →
clientsfromhell:
A non-profit client offers social services for individuals seeking help with addiction, homelessness, HIV/AIDS, etc. There is an image bar on the website with stock photos of people related to each issue that the non-profit assists with.
The client e-mails me photos of real-life clients to…
do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself
Police Officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me: Zac Efron
December 2011
65 posts
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
me: hahaha
auto correct: iguana